hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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