Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I think I have vodka in my lungs
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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