Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Randomize