I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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