Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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