I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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