I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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