too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Randomize