I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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