Just mADE A PArabola og urine
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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