Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
We were destined to go to rehab together
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
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