After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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