Banned from zoo.
Again?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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