just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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