I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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