oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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