You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Randomize
