I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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