Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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