my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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