Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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