ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Randomize
