dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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