Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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