I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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