Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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