is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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