evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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