Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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