Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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