I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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