Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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