she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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