Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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