just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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