kristin has been a bad kristin
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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