absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
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