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(703): View more from Virginia

i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.

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(713): View more from Texas

Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together

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(662): View more from Mississippi

What if our hands were octopus tentacles?

(1-662): View more from Mississippi

You're an idiot.

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(206): View more from Washington

Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.

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(312): View more from Illinois

Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?

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(240): View more from Maryland

Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday

(301): View more from Maryland

it was stoner heaven..

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