you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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