fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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