I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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