even my farts smell like vagina
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
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