Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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