Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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