he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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