we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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