If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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