I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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