GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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