There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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