that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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