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I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?

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(804): View more from Virginia

so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford

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(443): View more from Maryland

I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to

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(903): View more from Texas

I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.

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(740): View more from Ohio

I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.

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(425): View more from Washington

Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.

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(410): View more from Maryland

So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.

(443): View more from Maryland

YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?

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(813): View more from Florida

it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis

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(850): View more from Florida

I woke up under a house in Key West

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