You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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