I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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