Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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