I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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