Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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